and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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