Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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