yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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