I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I am mentally ready for anal.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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