Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
We talked him into tasing himself.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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