i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
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