I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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