she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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