Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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