What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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