remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish i was in the wii world.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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