she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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