Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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