I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Randomize
