i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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