She announced her abortion via fbk
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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