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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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