The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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