perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
