Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
