i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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