I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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