He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize