so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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