it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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