I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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