please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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