i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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