Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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