Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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