That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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