OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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