she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
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