If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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