New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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