what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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