just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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