i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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