White coat. Heels.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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