Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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