"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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