What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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