I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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