I am puke
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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