Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
You're breaking my sexual little heart
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Randomize
