dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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