Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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