yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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