We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
It's shark week go big or go home
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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