i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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