I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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