when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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