Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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