I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Randomize
