I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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