dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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