do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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