Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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