I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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